we need to talk about shrek more
I do what I want
You do not control me!
Can we talk about how much freaking effort it took for that diver to get into all of that gear just to take that stupid picture in the hot tub? You’re all fucking losers and I love you
don’t even try to pretend that you don’t know what fucking scene this is
THE ONE IN THE WHITE TOWEL THOUGH
i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG
I’m not even sorry
this always makes me laugh lmfao
who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials
I want to be an overactor in an informercial. I feel it’s the role I was born to play.
are dogs even real
"Seize the day boys… Make your lives extraordinary"
I suppose one could call it “A Gentleman’s Guide to Murder” or should I say “Love and Murder”?
someone give me a job
i was thinking something in retail
Shhh the baby is sleeping