Now Is The Time To Seize The Day

darrencriss: Haters Gonna Hate!! W/ Brian Rosenthal & @jonyricker #iHeartRadio Festival

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lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more


sherlockedbadwolf24601:

kasumychan:

myed89:

I do what I want

You do not control me!

Can we talk about how much freaking effort it took for that diver to get into all of that gear just to take that stupid picture in the hot tub? You’re all fucking losers and I love you


"This is a musical, ma’am. If there’s no gay, there’s a problem."
— Andrew Rannalls  (via holysmoaks0913)

monsieur-milkovich:

don’t even try to pretend that you don’t know what fucking scene this is


roachpatrol:

cuteness-daily:

mintmayhem:

 THE ONE IN THE WHITE TOWEL THOUGH

Purritos

PURRITOS

roachpatrol:

cuteness-daily:

mintmayhem:

 THE ONE IN THE WHITE TOWEL THOUGH

Purritos

PURRITOS


nunsandbongsjesusanddongs:

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.



i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG


I’m not even sorry

this always makes me laugh lmfao

nunsandbongsjesusanddongs:

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

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i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG

Is it wrong to love this?

I’m not even sorry

this always makes me laugh lmfao


phonestrumpet:

guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

I want to be an overactor in an informercial. I feel it’s the role I was born to play.


komradekrisis:

twerkforyoutube:

are dogs even real

Technically, no.


tardis-on-the-ceiling:

"Seize the day boys… Make your lives extraordinary"



I suppose one could call it “A Gentleman’s Guide to Murder” or should I say “Love and Murder”?


  • spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  • english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
  • gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
  • japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  • russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
  • Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
  • Hebrew: everything you know is backwards and gets caught in your throat. Hope you didn't try to learn Greek first!

tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

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i was thinking something in retail